JUMP TO THE DAMN RECIPE!

If you want to know the story of my grandma's life and what the weather was like when I bought my fennel at the farmer's market, this is not the site for you.

Silly Sandwiches

Take two pieces of any bread and pile on your favorite fillings. We like turkey, avocado, cheese, lettuce, tomato and sriracha. Cut in half on a diagonal (unless you are crazy and cut it horizontally). Add Japanese sandwich pick eyes and use a bit of pepper or tomato for mouths. Make someone's day. Even your own.